NINE WORDS WOMEN USE:
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE :
(1) Fine :
Example: “fine then”
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing:
Example “no, nothing is wrong”
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) A loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why
she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
(6) That’s Ok
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re
welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ - that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever:
Is a woman’s way of saying f*** YOU!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
Veronica says:
The 9 words are GREAT - so true
January 14th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Stephen says:
*lol* I know another one: HONEEEEEYYYYYYYY!
May 20th, 2010 at 7:02 pm