Relationships
Joke- Gravy Serving Spoon
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian’s roommate, Stephanie, was.
Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom’s thoughts, Brian volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates.”
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
Intimacy- How it improves your SEX Life?
Intimacy is the fibre in our brain that binds us to the people we love, and is built on time, investment, and honest communication. In a healthy long-term relationship, intimacy increases with time and many men and women are fortunate to have a lover who is also their best friend. Sex and romance are crucial for long-term intimacy. The stronger the sexual connection, the stronger the emotional intimacy will be. It is important to nurture and feed your relationship both emotionally and sexually.
The sex and intimacy cycle
Sex and intimacy are closely linked in our brains, but men and women respond differently to intimacy. Many men can’t feel intimate with their partner unless their sex life is satisfying, but many women can’t enjoy sex without intimacy. For men, sex feeds intimacy, and for women, intimacy feeds sex. These sexual differences can be disruptive to your relationship, so it is important to nourish your sex life with intimacy.
The Point System
The point system:
At an unconscious level, both genders run their own little points system; but what if the points system of a woman, is completely different to that of the male? How on earth are you meant to win and enjoy the game if you don’t know each other’s rules?
Men love feeling like they can make their partner happy and the woman might not realise he’s making the effort. Dr John Grey (Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus) says “Many men think they can’t seem to keep their partners happy”. When couples feel like they can’t consistently stay happy, they become insecure about the relationship and begin questioning it?
Here is the rule book:
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE:
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE :
(1) Fine :
Example: “fine then”
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing:
Example “no, nothing is wrong”
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
Finding Mr Right?
It’s amazing to witness the variety of ways women can create the hope that Mr Right exists.
I’m sure at one point in our lives we’ve all been one of these girls I mention below, some of us could be a combination of them.
Are you single? What do you do to keep your hopes high in finding Mr Right? Or what have you done previously in the hope of finding the right man…and there is the one thing most women have in common… HOPE. That one word helps us keep the female spirits strong and alive.
The List Lady
10 Secrets To Keeping A Happy Marriage:
1. The number one reason guys say they get a divorce is “I can’t do anything right in the relationship” (quoted from Dr John Gray-relationship expert ‘Men are from Mars Women are from Venus’). To make her happy……he needs to look at the little things to help relieve her everyday stress; not the big things like supplying a home to live in or having a good steady job. These things are great to have and crucial but it’s the little things that she’s complaining about and that usually make the relationship breakdown. …..it’s the not offering to cook or wash up, putting clothes away after being washed, not picking up your dirty clothes and putting them in laundry. It’s the little things that build up her frustration, not the big things!
2. To help reduce stress, is to both understand the dynamics of males & females and how they juggle their full time job, and then for many woman it’s like coming home to then start the second shift….if one partner is doing more than the other, that’s when resentment starts to set in.
Are you and your partner bored?
Are you and your partner bored? When was the last time you did something for the first time?
Do you ever experience boredom on weekends which then turns into the occasional argument with your partner because you have nothing exciting to do when you have time togther?
Well you’re not along. Apparently from a recent survey on Childless Aussie couples a staggering 87% said they often get bored and run out of things to do on their weekends off together.
How To Make Her Birthday One To Remember!
How To Make Her Birthday One To Remember!
With some woman it’s not so much the gift that steals their heart but more about the time & effort that has gone into the gift. Here are two ideas to make her day one to remember:
Idea no# 1: Send her on a Shopping hunt.
Take her to shopping mall and make her sit down for a coffee whilst you say your going to duck off and will send her a text when you’re ready.
The structure of the event looks like this-
1. Head to her favourite shops and buy something.
2. Ask the sales assistant at the counter if you can leave it here for your girlfriend/partner to pick it up.
3. Tell them its her birthday and you’re going to send her on a shopping hunting adventure.
4. Ensure she can exchange it then and there if it isn’t correct fit/colour etc.
5. Send her a cheeky text message “ Happy Birthday sweetie- your mission for the Next 2hrs is to find me. I have left traces at particular shops you need to collect along the way- go into the shop and tell the shop assistant who you are and ask if ‘Brad has left anything for you?’. If for any reason you feel the need to try on a clue feel free. Stand by for more notice amd your next clue.
6. Send new text message with a shop & instructions- go to Sportsgirl and ask for Amy at the counter. Stand by for next sms.
7. Obviously this depends on how much cash you have and want to blow. You can send her to cheaper shops that are great bang for buck like Diva, Myer, ICE or to somewhat more higher ticket price like country road, Armani exchange.
8. A great tip to ensure you get the service and perhaps a helping hand is tell the assistant first what you’re doing what the service pour on out!! Who knows…..it will probably make their day fun too and turn around and say to the other shop assistants “oh I wish my man did that for me!”
Idea no#2: Mission Impossible:
Similar to the above event but send her to different locations leaving clues:
Guaranteed Success For Aussie Males This Valentine’s Day
If you think flowers and chocolates are the way to go this Valentine’s Day, think again. Research conducted by Australia’s largest online gift shop for women, Presents For Her, show that 93% of Australian women would prefer lingerie and perfume over flowers and chocolates for this Valentine’s Day.
Famed for knowing ‘what women want’, this unique website offers more than 1300 gifts options for men – To make it super-easy all are categorised by age, price, best sellers and special gift packs to make gift giving easy this Valentine’s day. Designed by Annette Lackovic, a specialist in human thought behaviour, Presents For Her is the result of extensive study into male psychology and their systematic behavioural patterns.
“Men usually shop with one thing on their mind - getting out of there in the fastest way possible, as the typical male will have to buy at least 4 times a year - Birthdays, Anniversary’s, Xmas and Valentine’s Day and tend to struggle with or run out of ideas, so we’ve emulated this behaviour by creating an online space where they can log-on, select who or what they’re shopping for by relationship, age, price, best sellers or gift packs and in less than six minutes they’ve achieved their mission,” Presents For Her Director, Annette Lackovic said.
Presents For Her also conducts monthly polling with Australian women aged 18-70 to keep male shoppers up-to-trade/up-to-date with the latest trends around what women want.
“All our gifts are based on research from real women. By understanding what exactly women are looking for, we not only make gift buying for males fast – but it’s also guaranteed to please,” says Annette.
More good news for guys; latest research indicates that this Valentine’s Day women want to feel sexy – which means you can both enjoy the array of corset’s , short dresses and lingerie (Sexy everyday or for that special occasion) that Presents For Her has on offer.
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Presents For Her have created four special Valentine’s Day gift-packs to suit every women:
- ‘Princess Pack’ – ONLY $99 (save $124) which includes 2 gorgeous Bra and brief sets and a flirty short pink Dress all by Leg Avenue designs
- ‘Ms Tame’- ONLY $129 ( Save $85) which includes Designer perfume gift pack (choice of Elizabeth Arden, Calvin Klein or Hugo Boss) + a Guerlain Make up Kit
- ‘Ms Conservative’ –Only $149 (save $93) which includes a stunning sweeping long gown from Leg Avenue + a basket of pampering body and bath treats.
- ‘Ms Diamonds and Pearls- Only $125 ( $25) which includes Swarovski crystal flower & pearl necklace with a matching bracelet By Libetre – “The flowers that will keep forever from Valentines day!”.
Further demonstrating a deep understanding of the Aussie male, Presents For Her offers a speedy pick-up and delivery service for the ‘Mr Last Minute Man’ which runs right up until the 14th of February.
Ladies: How to Keep the Boomchickawawa in a relationship
‘Ladies’ How to Keep the Boomchickawawa in a relationship.
When was the last time you did something raunchy for your relationship?
You know to spice things up…?
Did you know ladies your man is a visual creature? Meaning men get turned on visually first more than the likes of us females who tend to be more mental first?
When we first start dating, us girls go to all extremes to make sure we look great visually for our new lover. We make such an effort from our hair to perfect make up, we buy new clothes, and some of us even go on diets and start exercising as we starts to feel more confident, with the thought that there is someone out there who thinks we are great! We shave our legs or wax our P#*&Y ! and in turn it lifts our self confidence and we start to get a strut in our walk and a large smile on our dial. We radiate happiness and sex appeal!
Then the relationship starts getting intimate and us girls ALWAYS insure when we get dressed for that day or night to meet him. We put on a sexier set of underwear than what we’d wear for work, just in case something happens! ….Underwear or lingerie that normally gives us that extra cleavage or has that nice sheer material where you can see some nipple or skin. No matter what it is, we always ensure it’s matching and that we feel sexy in it as this is how the female unconsciously prepares herself for some hot action.